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PETER JONES INVESTS £100K IN STUDENTS
PETER JONES INVESTS £100K IN STUDENTS
PETER JONES INVESTS £100K IN STUDENTS
February 5, 2017
Two Strathclyde University graduates thought they had a £100,000 speculation from business visionary Peter Jones. The previous evening, it showed up they had homed in on a fortune in the
BEAVER
BEAVER
January 14, 2017
Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom. He runs in and his grandma was about to take a shower. He looks at her crotch and says, “Whats that?” She says, “Well, it
A HUSBAND’S REALIZATION
A HUSBAND’S REALIZATION
January 14, 2017
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every day. One day he told her, "You have been with me through the bad times. Wh...
$100 BILL TATTOO
$100 BILL TATTOO
January 14, 2017
A guy asks for a tattoo of a $100 bill on his penis. Curious, the tattoo artist asks him why he would possibly want that. He replies, "Three reasons: I like to play with my money, I like ...
A DISNEY BREAK-UP
A DISNEY BREAK-UP
January 14, 2017
Mickey and Minnie have been having problems for some time now. After hearing of Barbie and Ken's breakup, they too decide to call it quits. Donald goes to Mickey to console him and says, "Sh...
A TRIP TO THE DOCTOR
A TRIP TO THE DOCTOR
January 14, 2017
A woman and her husband go to the doctor because the woman is complaining of shortness of breath. After fifteen minutes, the woman comes out into the waiting room and says, "Apparently, my p...
$10 COMPLAINT
$10 COMPLAINT
January 14, 2017
A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"
WALKS INTO A BAR… HORSING AROUND
WALKS INTO A BAR… HORSING AROUND
January 14, 2017
A farmer walks into a bar with a horse. He says, "I will give any of you $1,000 if you can make my horse laugh." A man yells, "I'll take that bet," and leads the horse into the men's room...
A BEAR WALKS INTO A BAR…
A BEAR WALKS INTO A BAR…
January 14, 2017
A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a pint of beer and a.......... packet of peanuts." The bartender asks, "Why the big pause?"